My name is David Thornton.
Im not your run of the mill ordinary person. I'm probably the most random guy most people will ever know. I have waaaaaaay to much going on upstairs and well need a place to right this down on.
Im a gamer through and through. Xbox and pc games i play all the time. Most of my friends are online and better then most of my real friends.
I love traveling done so for a good portion of my life. I have a wonderful family My mother Molly my Sister Lynn my two nieces Maddy and Merry there father Dave. Since i share names with there dad im called uncle bubba(no jail references pls never been there never will).
Im into nature love hiking with the family love photo of trees and plants and well nature, infact just got back from nice little nature park here in utah. Did some walkin some hiking alot of laughing some cussing and lots of photos!
You ever get bored of the mundane every day shit you do? Yea me to. In my life i have been a bagger of groceries and trapper for a shooting range, over night maintenance personnel, Rigger, Clerk, Emt, rig medic, Roughneck, Safety man, Fork life operator, Wind turbine technician and lazer tech engineer.
Got tons of certifications to many to list but maybe when i feel like it i will list them.
I practiced martial arts for a good period of my life i rather enjoy it.
Current list of games i play
PC
Aion
World of Warcraft
Star Craft II
Xbox 360
Castlevania
Halo Reach
N3
Neir
Dynasty warriors of any kind.
Modern Warfare 2
Fable any one of them
Ninja Gaiden
Borderlands
Tales of Vesperia
Samurai Warriors
Darksiders
Bayonetta
Dragon age
Final Fantasy
Street Fighter
Left for Dead
Im really big on anime I has a lot of these to.
Complete Rurouni Kenshin series!
.hack all of them.
Trinity blood.
Romance in the flash of a sword.
Naruto
One Peice
Bleach
History Strongest Disciple
Baki
Beezlebub
just to list a few.
Its been a while since i worked well since obama took office. He kind of fucked things up in the wind turbine field what a dick. I work for RBG LTD i make great money doing something I love when i work. I get to travel been to many many many places made lots of friends.
Dating life is rough not many chicks want a guy that travels alot since he cant be home and blow all his hard earned money on something trivial like purse the size of a elephants nut sack cause there are no girls that are organized thank you god for letting me be a guy. Guys are simple we prep at home only thing we carry is a wallet. Girls what the fuck is up with you i looked into a purse and its ridiculous what you carry. 9000 pounds of make up, gum, mace, tampons, shoes sometimes, clothes sometimes, brushes, some times "toys" peppermints, note pads about 900 pens that you cant find when you look in there, bra's, underwear, knifes, and who knows what else.
Its really hard to figure out women. Lets examine the facts Women are illusional by nature, They wear eye shadow, mascara, blue, rouge, lip stick, chap stick, concealer, eye brow liner, foundation, finger nail polish, Fake breast , Fake butt, Fake lips, Fake Eye lashes, They arent never as tall as they look cause they wear heels to make there figure better. They wear bra so their breast seem better then what they are. They Wear girdles to promote thinner figure then what they are. They put on these fake nails that look like weapons of mass destruction. I mean seriously they are long enough and sharp enough to kill a puma! They get all this plastic surgery done to appear younger more figured and shit like that. She might look like a model but she is really the crypt keeper! Wigs they were fuckin wigs fake hair. Guys do this to, to cover up the bald ness that is the mans heat lamp. But women jesus christ its like you freakin go out cut off a horses tail crimp it curl it iron it what ever the fuck you do its like a architect design for your head cause your not happy being you. You even dye your hair just cause your not happy. You do all this and say you want a real man when your as fake as a barbie!
Man What a rant. WHAT THE HELL!
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