Been a while but the Master of Reading Disasters is back. This time im going to rant on several things that i find really annoying.
First off I know the guys agree with me we get tired of women wearing all these slutty clothes and lack of clothing and then bitch when people get the wrong idea of ya.
1. If you get a boob job of course we guys are going to stare at it. Its why you got the boob job. You told yourself no one is going to notice me if i only have a c cup. I need to get everyone's attention I need two the size of watermelons. I wish i was married to a women with a boob job so when she yells HEY UP HERE! (points to her eyes) and then i will say I ALWAYS KEEP MY EYES ON MY MONEY and MY MONEY PAID FOR THOSE BOOBS SO SHUT UP! I love the fact that most women who get boobs jobs know that you hurt yourself in a long run and that they have to get better jobs by getting boob jobs and shit they get paid high paying jobs cause there intelligence is lacking. So if you get pissed cause people are staring at your big fake titties get over it. If you would have just kept your original knockers we wouldnt be staring at the fake ones? And you know why we stare at ya boobs. So we cant read your lips and know what ya saying since we zone ya out. So moral of this rant is be happy being you and dont put shit in you that nasa design for computers and shit. If it aint natural or helping you then its not good for you.
2. Womens clothing is a hot issue right now. What is up with women wearing all this skimpy clothes that just screams tramp, slut, whore and yet they stand up and say I am not easy. Thats when i say Well your shirt says BEER ME BED ME. Im sorry i dont think classy when I see a lady have to use her body to get what she wants or wears clothes that are to revealing just so she can get off teasing the shit out of people. Where do you get off thinking your Gods gift to men. I never try to go after women who want to be eye candy and shit and where slutty shit. I prefer personality i dont care what color thongs you go on or care if you wear a shirt that says yes its juice. If ya have a iq that doesnt revolve around prada then im fucking happy. If you round around saying how every guy wants to fuck you and everyone dude in your apt knows how good of a lay you are or if every guy knows what ya favorite position then your not the sweet innocent girl you play as.
3. Fuck it! VEGETARIANS PISS ME OFF! What the fuck is wrong you people who say I am a Vegetarian. Its the stupidest shit out there. Ok HUMANS are omnivores We eat plant and animals we need both its how we was made. Our teeth is unique as we have teeth for tearing meat and teeth for grinding plants up. WHY in This World do you think you only need plants? Those people say I dont eat meat cause animals are innocent and blah blah fuckin blah. Tell me has a plant ever attacked you or your family what did a plant do to spurn your wrath? Plants are innocent i mean how dare they give us fresh air.
4. Guys who think they have to show off there abs are fuckin stupid to. What the hell is wrong with all these muscle head assholes who think just cause there's a crowd of people they must want to see there abs. Its like OMG a group of people they must be here to see that i have no life and that i masterbate in the gym. One day i hope those over tanned airheads die of skin cancer for over exposure to sun and what ever else. I really do hate there steroid dick weeds I know alot of people get tired of that shit. Everyone of those jack offs are dumb assholes any way with no iq cause the roids and exposure to the tanning bed has fried there brains.
5. Whats up with women wanting bigger asses just so they can shake and jiggle it on a dance floor? Why? What use is an over size ass that if you slap it it shakes for five minutes what bonus in life is there for having an ass that cant fit in a door way. When did flabby asses become hot and become dance moves. What sane man looks at a woman whose decent from the waste up but looks like a fucking mushroom turned upside down and says man i want that. I get sick looking at asses that are misshaped to a womans figure. All a big ass says to me is I eat to much it goes to my ass and i have dimples there now! Then the ass expands more and those dimples become pot holes.
6. I hate when someone man or female gets into a retarded argument and dont know there head from there ass and even when you prove them wrong. If you dont know what the fuck is up SHUT THE FUCK UP. Take your head out of your ass and shut up if you aint got a clue what your yammering about.
7. People who fight over wether abortion should be legal or not. Im believe if it aint you who is pregnant or going through what they are then shut the fuck up. We are born with freedom of Choice and will. If you stand out there and stop the Dr.s from doing there jobs then fuck you and get a life. Some people get abortions just cause they fuck and arent careful ok I dont have a with that cause i wont single any one out. A rape victim should have a right to say yay or nay to abortion so you cant single out people who just like to fuck and dont like responsibility to it we all must have equal rights. So if this offends ya dont read.
8. Racist people need to really Shut the fuck up. Segregation Ended long time ago no one of the past two generations is involved in that bullshit and having said that its Racist still keeping it going. If you aint happy take your asses back to your home land and shut the fuck up. None of our ancestors are was born here unless ya Indian ( Native American). So if your white carry your ass to England or Ireland. If your black carry your ass back to africa. What ever nationality your ancestors was go back there and try to enjoy the freedoms you enjoy here. You dont have a right to claim racism if it Dont INVOLVE YOU. Stop demanding for special treatment for shit that has nothing to do with you.
9. I hate reality shows. Theres no good reality show tv was ruined by this bullshit and who cares about them. They have takin alot of great shows off the air and for what to be replaces by Jersey Shore, American Idol, Tough Enough and shit like that and why? Who cares about your jobs and no one gives a shit about what ya do enough to see it on camera.
10. Religion is Like Santa Claus and we all need to grow up! I am spiritual I am a being of energy. I have a spirit that is amazing. I dont have to up to a stranger in a gathering of social egotist and confess my every deeds so that i may be forgiven. I dont need to be forgiven cause i made my own path in life. Every decision was thought out and executed there was no mess up everything happens for a reason. I use to be a youth minister but until the bible is complete i refuse to read it cause you dont go to a movie and watch the first five minutes then the last five minutes of it and says that it was awesome. I set my own guide lines to my own life, I walk my own path. I dont believe in Satan I think he was made up to scare the believers into giving in and paying a Church with a deity who for some reason needs money. Its awesome how a church is not taxable and is considered a Charitable COMPANY but they can take in Millions and have there hands in every little thing. If you dont think so you should look it up. The miracles they was supposedly performed arent divine they can be replicated by science and energy. Back then they had little knowledge in both categories and so it seemed divine. We can walk on water ( you can with skis) WE can fly in the air (planes) we can turn water into alcohol (wine and beer).We can raise the dead. Hell we even created The God Gene (anti matter). What if the supposed God is nothing more then a alien. He otherworldly he is different with vast technology that was in accessible in the time back then. GOD could be ET and yes aliens and demonic things are real. Ghost to.
Well thats about it for the day yea i was that bored and had this all on my mind. Feel free to bitch and complain about it. Its your rights and these are just my opinions!
